I Spent a Week In a 2014 Toyota Tundra And Found Out Pickups Are Huge

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I Spent a Week In a 2014 Tundra And Found Out Pickups Are

I first realized that I was in a truck when I foolishly to drive down a normal street. There I was: by leather and wood, stereo cooled seat cooling, at approximately eye-level with news choppers.

And there, down below, was everyone Normal citizens, walking like Lego people, unaware that I had invaded city. They would see me and they’d pull to the side, I was driving some sort of colored emergency vehicle the lights blaring, and if I didn’t get to the right away . little wasn’t going to make it.

But I in an emergency vehicle. I was in the 2014 Tundra. And the 2014 Toyota is huge .

I first realized that the is enormous when the press car came to drop it off last I don’t have much with trucks, so I eagerly the keys, climbed inside, it up, and immediately thought: Why is the interior I mean, seriously. The thing like it was upholstered with

But then I went for a drive, and when I found out that the is gigantic. This realization come right away. it took a few seconds to really in. I think it hit me somewhere between my first curb and the moment I drove over my neighbor’s

Yes, it’s true: the is monstrous – a fact I’ve in depth throughout the video you see Because of that, I’m to use this column to report on an greater societal issue, that all of today’s pickup are absolutely enormous.

To fully my position, I must first each of the six full-size pickups available on today’s market. In to the Tundra, they are, in no order, the Chevrolet Troop the GMC Hunting Lodge, the Ford Gun the RAM Democrat Eater, and also Nissan that nobody Collectively, these are six of the largest you can purchase that do not require you to RV people and drive slowly on the while towing your Vue.

But while they’re not RVs, full-size pickups do include a lot of such as headlights the size of and engines so large they’d Bambi cry, if only he rotting in the bed with the rest of his on the way back from a successful

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So anyway, now that we’ve the trucks, it’s time to on the dimensions. While you may think used up all the synonyms for large in the half of this column, I not. Technically speaking, trucks are colossal, gargantuan, immense, mammoth, towering, and They are even cyclopean . I am told is a synonym for big . though probably only used by the of smarmy assholes who call erudite.

Anyway: before you accuse me of just wait: I have actual facts to support my Take the Ford Gun Slinger, for If you get the most cyclopean model – includes a front row of seats, a row of seats, a huge grille, a bed, and a Ford emblem bigger than most at Outback Steakhouse – your is nearly 21 feet long. In words: it’s the same as a Toyota Camry with Tom strapped to the back, horizontally, an enormous tow hitch with an haircut.

Now, this be so bad if people would use pickup for their intended purpose: to around on East Texas ranches and shoot small But they don’t. Instead, drive these trucks – are highly cyclopean, if you ask me – on normal with normal cars, and pedestrians, who could probably up residence in the fog light housings.

Now, if you’ve read far, you probably agree the increasing size of pickups is a tragedy of cyclopean proportions, and it be dealt with immediately. To do I suggest a nationwide call to We should get MAD! We should get We should write to our SENATOR! But we should watch my video.

is the author of Plays With . He owned an E63 AMG wagon and once to evade police at the Tail of the using a pontoon boat. (It work.) He worked as a manager for Cars North America quitting to become a writer, because it meant he no longer had to pants. Also, he wrote entire bio himself in the third

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